Get the Albuquerquemug. My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!
by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025
Get the Albuquerque jackhammermug. A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.
Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
by Volit August 28, 2014
Get the Albuquerque Hatstandmug. The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
Get the Albuquerquemug. by trainfan March 8, 2025
Get the going full albuquerquemug. Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018
Get the Albuquerque, New Mexicomug. The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.
Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.
by Imindless February 7, 2020
Get the Albuquerque Mannequeef fiestamug.