Albanian weed whacker 

When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.

Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!

Albanian weed whacker by whacknsplash555 May 4, 2010

albanian mafia 

Albanian-American criminals are said by police to be involved in everything from gun-running to counterfeiting. But it is drug trafficking that has gained Albanian organized crime the most notoriety. Some Albanians, according to federal Drug Enforcement Administration officials, are key traders in the "Balkan connection," the Istanbul-to-Belgrade heroin route. DEA officials estimated that, while less wel known than the so-called Sicilian and French connections, the Balkan route might have been moving, around 1985 2 25% to 40% of the U.S. heroin supply. 2 25% to 40% of the U.S. heroin supply . Albanians have took over from the sicilian mafia they are very racist people they are in the bronx on 185 and aurthor ave in bronx ny they took over in new jersey.

Italian man says a fagtaboutit albanian say move over bitch and blows his head off albania land of eagles albanian mafia

albanian mafia by cedric718 September 30, 2009

Albanian 

THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
they are kind and caring.
if u hate them no one gives a shit because we have lives.
It is the most beautiful place in the whole world.
if u never went there then u are missing out.

ALBANIANS ROCK!

ALL ALBANIANS ARE AMAZING

Albanian by albanianprincess<33 March 17, 2009

Albanian 

Descendants of the Illyrians and Pelasgians. They own the land of Present day Albania,Kosovo,Macedonia,Greece, and Serbia. They are the kindest people by letting serbian and greek immigrants work on their land and take care of their donkeys.

Hey that serb and greek are kissing that dude's feet.

Nah man that's not just any dude it's an ALBANIAN

Albanian by Serbs raped my donkey =( August 21, 2008

Albanian Inchworm 

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.

"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."

Albanian Inchworm by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013

crank dat albanian

to get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time

damn yo he got on the albanian eagle headband and bandana this mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian

crank dat albanian by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Albanian Standoff 

An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.

Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!

Albanian Standoff by The man with no shame November 26, 2015