asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.

asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle

by pierre grande April 23, 2009

cleanup on aisle 5

slang for jizzing all over place prematurely

dude:oh baby, oh baby,(jizzes everywere) oh shit
dude's chick: cleanup on aisle 5

by Ninjalo April 1, 2004

Aislynn

a girl who still hasn't had their first kiss and will be waiting until college to finally get one

she hasn't has her first kiss yet, such an aislynn.....

by jacobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb October 19, 2017

aislynne

a tiny person who is sweet and adorable and always disagrees with you

Aislynne is awesome!

by punkertintino February 17, 2017

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008

Aislin

Aislin is great. She is one of the best people you could know. She’s beautiful, athletic, loves soccer and is successful when she tries. She has many friends. I mean A LOT and she’s extremely popular. Everyone either wants to be her OR wants to be her friend. When you meet an Aislin hold on to her forever because she’s incredible.....when you get to know her!!

Boy/Caleb: “holy crap have you seen Aislin she is BEAUTIFUL!”

Another boy/Jake: “yeah, I know and she’s mine!”

Boy/Caleb: “WHAT?!?”

Another boy/Jake: “mhm she’s my girl,”

Aislin is so cool and popular!!

by Dimples.227 March 20, 2019

Aislin

Aislin is a pretty and has a big booty.She seems really nice and innocent but once you become her friend, she will dump you for better friends.An Aislin is obsessed with animals (especially cats) and also loves wearing hoodies.She cannot seem to spell like a normal person, and also speaks like a crazy person. Once you fall for an Aislin, there’s no going back.You will love her for eternity but once you admit your love for her, she will tell her friends and make fun of you. Aislin can be a bitch but be careful with her.Don’t tell her your secrets unless you want to be exposed.

Joey:hey man did you see that Aislin ??? She’s super hot bro!

Freddy:Ya she’s smokin ! But she’s bi!

Joey: Ok, but she’s still thiccc

by real_definition_ October 24, 2019