Chris: You can't prove God.
Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.
Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.
by jupeter July 25, 2009
Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.
Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
by Zem_NY September 23, 2008
Nevermind, I'm agnostic...
Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.
37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.
Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.
37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.
by DewEye August 31, 2006
by GangstaSwag January 04, 2010
Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic
by Blyan May 14, 2010
by xpestilencex December 20, 2008
by Choi L October 03, 2010