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South Africa

A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes
by Jagter October 18, 2022
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Afflictionado

Found in clubs, bars and gyms nationwide, the Afflictionado is characterized by fist pumping, general douchiness and a preference for mixed martial arts clothing brands. The afflictionado can be easily spotted by the reflective gold foil, gothic imagery and other toughguy-ish bullshit on their clothing.
That afflictionado's spray tan is the same color as a New Jersey school bus.
by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010
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Delusional Aficionado Syndrome

Not a real disease able to be diagnosed, DAS (Delusional Aficionado Syndrome) is a sophisticated medical slang term used to describe the state of mind of wanting to only speak well about something or someone a person is suddenly or has been obsessed with for a long time.

For example, in the case of a musician, the aficionado might hear one song he becomes entirely enamored with it and slips into a state of thinking that this artist is the best to have ever existed. The aficionado will then deal with this state of new found love by purchasing all the albums by the artist and recommending them to everyone he knows. In its highest severity, the afflicted aficionado will constantly talk about the artist and/or song even to the point of trespassing into other people’s conversations in order to spread the word about the music. The aficionado will become enraged (rarely to the point of violence) if he hears someone else say anything negative about his idol. If any negative telecasts enter the television/radio airwaves or the internet concerning the musician (especially his death), the aficionado will enter a massive state of denial.

The aficionado may or may not be aware of his DAS. It depends on the severity of the delusional behavior.

References:
"This Bloke, Right Here." (A pseudonym for the person who first coined the term while giving a review of the Exodus album by Utada Hikaru on the first of February in 2010.)
This Bloke, Right Here: "I do not have Delusional Aficionado Syndrome. This album truly deserves five stars out of five!"
by IareWHITE February 1, 2010
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Civilization affect

The ability of any game of the Civilization series to produce an addiction sufficient to warp spacetime around the player. Results in being tardy or accidently pulling a video game all-nighter.
Gamer Dude #1: "Well, I was playing Civilization 4 in the afternoon, and then, suddenly, it was the next morning!"

Gamer Dude #2: "Sounds like the Civilization affect, alright."
by Hengist December 30, 2005
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affcot

The sort of fart you would hope someone to talk after
by James Hynes April 29, 2003
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Africa card

Whenever most people talk about poverty and use africa as example to tell you how grateful you should be even though they dont know that much about africa.
Example 1#
Dad: Son you should eat your food.
Sister: Yeah there is like people dying of hunger in africa!
Brother in mind: Stop using the Africa card bitch!

Example 2#
Student 1: I hate school so much!
Student 2: You should be grateful most people in africa dont go to school!
by PeopleMindReaders December 21, 2014
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Africa

American: Africa is a country
geography guy: its a continent
by A really big weirdo May 21, 2022
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