Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair."
Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"
Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."
Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"
Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."
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An affirmatively false statement which, if it has to be said, probably isn't true. It is a lie but also beyond a lie because, by saying it, you are drawing attention to exactly what you are trying to say is true but in reality, is exactly the opposite.
"I don't regret marrying my husband," she said, an obvious affalsement.
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"I love all my children equally" is an affalsement middle children often hear.
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"I love all my children equally" is an affalsement middle children often hear.
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Billy: "How could she DO this to me? How could she be with another man behind my back?!"
Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"
Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"
Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"
Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"
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