Aardvark

Verb: to stick your toungue into the womans vagina only to pull out her crabs and swallow them and enjoy it. to aardvark or aardvarking

Guy1: Dude! I heard Guy3 finally got some last night on his first night of college!
Guy2: Wow really we should go ask him about it.
Guy1: Yo Guy3! We heard you lost your virginity!
Guy3: No I ended up Aardvarking and now i gotta use this shampoo and comb on my porno mustache. It was still tasty though!

by Xilo October 18, 2008

Aardvark

A term that is used to portray something better then description. Words such as "Awesome" or "Cool" can not stand up to it's power. This is a term commonly used in Connecticut or places in the north east.

1.) "Ase and Barbie are so aardvark, it's crazy!"

2.) "That is so NOT aardvark. I don't know what he was thinking."

3.) "Oh man we were seriously aardvark at the bowling ally the other day. we won two free games!"

by Aseret November 26, 2006

aardvark

A cia agent who snorts ants and calls them WMD

GT won a medal of freedom for aardvarking around G's stinkhole

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

aardvark

a person who is or does something stupid or retarded

If some one told you that 5+3=7 you would say no it equalls 7 you aardvark! (in a retard voice)

or

Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)

by James Barrett 12 April 29, 2008

aardappelpuree

It's a Dutch word for
Mashed potato's
And really delisious

Kan ik wat aardappelpuree opscheppen?
Can i have some mashed potato's on my plate?

by Urbanhannah October 8, 2017

aardbeiplantage

BO said i should define aardbeiplantage so here it is

aardbeiplantage is a place where you can plant your aardbeien

hey, you want to get some aardbeien?

Sure, lets go to the aardbeiplantage

by YeetMyMeatOnTheStreet June 3, 2019

Aardvark ass

Compliment to someone who’s being alive and having the will to live at the same time

Wow good for that guy, he’s real aardvark ass

by brianlafeve November 19, 2019