misty decker

Someone you run into and instantly get bashful in front of cause she's beautiful and kind and looks like a goddess a true friend in my case a true queen though she has never known or been treated like one when she gives her new king a chance cause she is forgiving, loving, loyal,and hard to get rid of she last to kick you out when you are trying but the first to call you out when you are lying. She is pure at heart and a protecter. A mother to her twin boys unconditional and forgiving remember this my misty is one of a kind run into her you will be fine with her time stops your able to breathe listen and enjoy once again her radiant light that resides in her is powerful and healing Misty I'm glad you are in my life and I thank the two who brought you to be you aka mom and dad God bless beautiful you

Misty Decker Woman-
Radiant and powerful with love and loyalty healing

by The pop to my tart August 13, 2020

Misty Dawn

Speading a light layer of cum all over a girl's body during morning sex.

After having sex all night long, I left her there with a Misty Dawn.

by JSF February 17, 2005

Mississippi Misty

The natural progression after a Cleveland Steamer

I can't wait until @UncleDynamite finds out what a Mississippi Misty is.

@carrmah

by carrmah January 20, 2010

Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

by dj dirty south January 11, 2012

misty palmer

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

by Undisclosed location in SWA December 19, 2013

Pull a misty

Take a poop, fire a gopher, battle the brown dragon, burn a rat, release a heat round, drop some weight, pinch a loaf, choke a turtle head

Dan: where did that trick Shannon go?
Bobby: been gone awhile; must’ve went to pull a misty.

by Mistypulled69 April 23, 2018

Backside Misty

When you are sitting on the toilet and you fart so hard forcing the water up and splashing your ass

I had the shits last night, and I gave myself a Backside Misty

by TheBacksideMistys October 10, 2016