Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
Get the Lionel Messimug. Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
by barca09 March 12, 2025
Get the Lionel Messimug. by JSB10 December 3, 2021
Get the Lionelmug. Instead of Normal Lionel doing it 'all night long' you go all Ultra Lionel and do it all day AND all night long. This kind of activity has been known to cause a radioactive heat to emanate from the person doing it 'Ultra Lionel' style which makes them appear even more of a treat to anyone who happens to observe such an event.
by Jimothy Bowen July 15, 2009
Get the Ultra Lionelmug. He is exactly like a Gayphael but he never takes your pens but he is satan especially in MOBILE LEGENDS. He will go into the turret and kill you. He also runs you over with a car in PUBG and he also dies in the border just to kill a person. Other than that Lionel is a quiet person at school but when you talk to him using a phone he will spam you until your phone breaks... SO HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVILLLLLL he also conffesed his love for a certain person *COUGHS* PETRA *COUGHS* who is a guy in PUBG
by Alicehatter December 13, 2018
Get the Lionelmug. Probably the hottest guy on earth. When you first meet him he can be a total prick and a really big jerk, but when you get to know him and get on his good side, he can be the most chill person in the world. Not to mention his looks are sexy as fuck. He's your average fuck-boy but you're lucky you even got a piece. Probably knew him from grade school when he was a nerd and shit but he shows up to highschool after a vacation, everyone would simp.
Good nicknames for him: Lion, Leon, Leo
Good nicknames for him: Lion, Leon, Leo
Yo, is that Lionel? Dude's hot!
Hey, Lionel looks sexier than my boyfrie- I mean ex. Anyways is he single?
Hey, Lionel looks sexier than my boyfrie- I mean ex. Anyways is he single?
by HighkeySimppp September 10, 2021
Get the Lionelmug. by NotASpoon January 24, 2020
Get the Lionelmug.