gage

any guy that goes out with the same girl for more than 3 times in a row. and if they're an even bigger gage, they'll go out with their ex-gf's good friend to make them mad or jealous.

girl1: that guy is such a gage!
girl 2: yeah, i know, he went out with you and now he's going out with ur friend!how rude

by pipper March 2, 2005

gaged

A body part that has been pierced and stretched out, such as the earlobe.

Wow - dig her gaged ears!

by lyoness August 28, 2006

Gage

A guy that is ugly, around 25,000 lbs, girls go away from him, he cant have sex because his dick is smaller than a grain of sand.

Him: Hey laides
Ladies: Nope
Man: That guy is a real gage you know that

by dfijahfiadf March 23, 2017

gage

a gay homo who trys to be cool but ends up to be gay

if you come on to a guy u are a gage

by max159 July 31, 2007

Gage

A mega fagot that looks like a monkey

Gage you look like a monkey

by Green phantom September 20, 2017

Gage

He is the most sexy person in the world he gets hose like he changes his close his Dick is so big it is more like cockzilla when you meet gage you are gonna want him so hard you will exsplod

Have you seen gage

No why

His Dick is so Big

Oh ya I suck it that's why I have such a big mouth

by Gorge frankir November 12, 2017

Gage

a really loud, obnoxious, girly, giggly laugh.

"That guy has a gage!"

by Darlinie February 27, 2009