by yurtness June 9, 2022
Get the zodiac signmug. A dumb trend used by white hippies on tiktok to determine someone’s personality. Used by people who
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.
Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.
Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.
Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.
by Bibi16 July 21, 2022
Get the Zodiac Signsmug. 1. a trip or ride on an inflatable boat
2. a zodiac trip, or zodiac ride, is any adventure or excursion that you take with only close friends, or people you like and who like you (if you're lucky enough to have any). does not have to be a case of compatible zodiac signs.
2. a zodiac trip, or zodiac ride, is any adventure or excursion that you take with only close friends, or people you like and who like you (if you're lucky enough to have any). does not have to be a case of compatible zodiac signs.
1. Bobby and I ordered a zodiac trip at Rosarito this coming weekend. All our CSUN and UCLA friends are going, so it'll be a blast!
2. I received a private invitation on Facebook to a zodiac trip with seven of my BFF's. There will be jet skiing, skinny dipping, drinking, dancing, and a bonfire, woo-hoo!
2. I received a private invitation on Facebook to a zodiac trip with seven of my BFF's. There will be jet skiing, skinny dipping, drinking, dancing, and a bonfire, woo-hoo!
by Dreamerbae01 July 31, 2016
Get the zodiac tripmug. When someone has a look on their face that suggests they are about to, or have already, killed someone.
What you call a friend when they look pissed angry at you.
When someone has a thousand yard stare
What you call a friend when they look pissed angry at you.
When someone has a thousand yard stare
Hey hank, quite giving me that zodiac stare, I only pissed on your shoes
Hey dude, hank has a mean zodiac stare if he gets pissed
Hey dude, hank has a mean zodiac stare if he gets pissed
by TheBiggieJ August 15, 2018
Get the Zodiac Staremug. .
by Mouzenu March 13, 2025
Get the Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water elementmug. Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
Get the Zodiac signsmug. Searching your name on Urban Dictionary and reading the both prophetic and clearly personal opinions of what your name really means
Kyle: Damn Blake, it says you're 'Dangerously handsome, clever, and trustworthy...'
Blake: I know fam, it says that you are 'sweet and caring'
Kyle: Damn, these urban zodiacs are niiiiice today!
Blake: I know fam, it says that you are 'sweet and caring'
Kyle: Damn, these urban zodiacs are niiiiice today!
by Gim Ekalb August 16, 2016
Get the urban zodiacsmug.