Yoni Zamboni

Any device or individual involved in the total depilation of the mons veneris, mound of Venus, pudenda , pussy mound or, of course, Yoni

Wow, Steffi, your ladyparts are so smooth! Would you let me borrow your Yoni Zamboni before my date with Brad?

by osmium quarkmatter January 05, 2020

Zamboni

The act of slurping up a liquid that has spilled on a flat surface.

Can't let that beer go to waste, better zamboni it.

by Mr. Ezcy July 28, 2021

Zamboni

Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.

Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.

Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!

(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)

by HughJass35277 November 20, 2023

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 05, 2024