Cardboard ZAK

A cardboard ZAK is protection

Oh no here comes Lauren where is my cardboard zak

by Anonymous gay child May 30, 2019

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Zak Mosbauer

Some gay fuck who goes to tbay and is short as fuck. He thinks he's a hard cunt but I gave him a crack to the jaw. His height is so funny he's so short it's like he doesn't exist.

Lol imagine

Zak Mosbauer is gay and short

by Not Riley Parish June 14, 2020

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Zak's Bitch

Me

"Hi I'm Zak's Bitch"

by Zak's Bitch March 10, 2019

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zak bakes

number one baker mr zach bakes he bakes cakes in the baking show Great British Bake off for kids

he will bake you.

i slept with zak bakes last night he said he'd bake me

by owen1600 October 12, 2021

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Zak Myburgh

He is a calm but annoying guy. He can make you laugh yet makes you want to throw him into the wedge.

Nice joke zak myburgh

Im gonna kill you

by logan_valentino November 11, 2019

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Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer of Mr.Rodgers ,Barney,Bob the builder ,and the Teletubbies. Seducer of wives, defiler of virgens and the master of all horney women who crave a huge dick

OMG there goes Zak the Greatest lookthe fuck out yo!

by Zak Parker February 5, 2008

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