Zander Mostert

A South African phrase used by people who use mustard as lubrication during anal sex, then after ejaculation , using the mustard and cum as sauce on a hotdog.

Awe brase, me and my boyfriend did a Zander Mostert last night, it got a bit messy!

by bvrpy September 6, 2023

A Kinky Zander

a switch who usually tops but becomes a bottom when called "kitten"

"my boyfriend is such a Kinky Zander" he said

by Beau_biscuit May 13, 2022

Dirty Zander

A person who is a genius. They will get married and have a hot wife/ handsome husband. Will have 2 kids.

You can say oh what a dirty Zander and it’s a compliment

by Jonathon Beth April 17, 2020

Zander

A jap with a dick as big as the main of a lion until he chopped it off

Zander nooo WU TANG BOWWW

by Big one dick March 29, 2017

Dirty Zander

When you cream pie her girls pussy then suck the cum out and then let the girl drink it out of your mouth

Brian did a dirty Zander with a freaky bird

by Jack Sherman August 19, 2022

zander julius

An absolute faggot that thinks he is hot shit but has no friends, so basiacally the diffinition of chach

"The kid over there is like Zander Julius what a queer," claimed Jeff

by Timchsb December 14, 2015

Funtime Zander

An Ugly youtuber other wise known as I the writer of this whos pretty cringe also he’s overpowered af and has apparently has some demon thing living in his head

Funtime Zander=ugly

by Funtime Ugly man demon thing October 21, 2020