your mum 

Insssult someones mum

Your mum!

Your mum in shorts...

your mum by mike the pike December 30, 2007

your mum 

A response to a question when someone:
-doesn't know the anwser
-is trying to be rude
-doesnt know the anwser
-doesn't want to tell the asker the anwser

what time is it?

your mum

your mum by slaaaaaaaag December 28, 2007

your mum 

1. Your biological mother
2. A very ineffective insult
3. A poor comeback, usually from a chav

1. Is that your mum?
2. Your mum smells.
3. "you are a chav"
"your mum's a chav"

your mum by Your mum on tost July 7, 2005

Your mum 

My sexual lover/partner

I am sleeping with Your mum :)

Your mum by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

your mum 

An insult used by those who have a minimal vocabulary*. Usually in an attempt to upset or hurt the person who dared to insult this person by trying to undermine their mother. Never followed by anything. For example - Your mum smells etc...

It is related to another insult in this wonderful array of words.

Ya Mam.

This insult is gramatically incorect showing that the persons incoherency is shocking by using this insult. Futhermore, Ya is not a word.

Overall, Your Mum is a Pointless insult. Used by chavs for chavs.

* In this case, minimal vocabulary means words like food, beer & usually swear words.

What

Yeh, Your mum

What, I'll bang you out

!That sort of thing!

your mum by Mr Mehawwo September 13, 2005

your mum 

the wrong way to spell "your mom".

British people say, "your mum", but thats the wrong way to spell it.

your mum by beepie June 14, 2008

Your Mum 

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.

"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."

Your Mum by Project 571 March 8, 2013