yolk it

to steal something

"I didn't have time to ask if I could take it, so I straight yolked it"

"I don't have money to pay for it"
"Just yolk it!"

by refelos December 17, 2009

the yolking

to dunk on someones face

the yolking, o my goodnes!!!

by PA DIZZLES August 20, 2006

rotten egg yolks

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2013

Whippin his yolks

Jerking off for hours at a time

"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?"

"Oh must be off whippin his yolks"

by Rainbow chip clip September 12, 2015

Yolked

Muscular

Dude, that buffed nigga's super yolked, yo.

by Sontha May 24, 2019

Cooked My Yolk

When ya girl eats yo ass

Andrew: how was your night?
Me: it was dope, she cooked my yolk

by YaMom313 November 25, 2020

Yolks

Irish slang term for the drug Ecstasy also referred to as bangers.

A recreational drug. Used in a sentence as she was off her head on yolks

by Mully89 March 15, 2020