Yokes Dokes

Meaning 'okay' or 'alright'. Short for "okey dokey" or "yokey dokey"

Person 1: "I'm going to borrow your pen, okay?"
Person 2: "Yokes dokes"

by lcss July 16, 2011

equally yoked

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.

I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!

by Dimegirl May 19, 2018

yoke 'em

to spin the tires of a car, creating smoke and the smell of burning rubber.

usually used for dougnuts

"Hey man, want to go yoke 'em?"

"Yeah, there's a parking lot down the street."

by dubcg35 April 26, 2009

Yoke

A really stupid question with an obvious answer.

Andrew: Yo Mike, do you want to go lift today?
Mike: That's a yoke.

Andrew: Hey Mike, are we dipping with Grizz long cut?
Mike: That's a yoke.
Andrew: Pro move, bro.

by ThatNoVaGuy November 5, 2013

yoke up

when a cop, corrections officer, or ward PA gives you a full nelson using a nightstick. usually till you pass out.

"Sean ain't done shit but then Big Curtiss comes over all wide and yoked him up. Sean in isolation now. "

by wscott February 9, 2005

getting yoked

1) Anytime you do something really awesome or cool. Lifting weights

2) Shooting a shot in basketball in someones face and draining it.

1) Im getting yoked tonight, want to go lift weights with me?
2) I got yoked today, I nailed that 3 pointer in his face

by PKTGoats February 12, 2012

throat yoke

When you shove your dick SO far down herthroat that the larynx and esophagus must expand to accommodate the cock, giving a swollen visual appearance from either side of the neck.

You:
“Yo I can’t stop thinking about that girl in our class. “
Your Friend:
“Dude have you not heard? Three guys on the football team throat yoked her one after another. At the end that bitches neck looked like Arnold.”

You:

“Wow, lucky girl.”

by Anal Hemorrhage October 7, 2018