yo momma

Yo momma-

used as a cool slang or a comeback when you don't know what to say. Or you can endlessly troll people.

Yo momma so fat, she went to kfc and said "can I have the one on the roof?"

Jonas: Hey Zach, what do you wanna do tonight?

Zach: yo momma

Jonas: stop

Zach: if you don't shut up ill do you instead
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also you can do this:

Issac: yo momma so thicc she can't fit in you'r closet so she can hide when shes a lesbian.

by Lazyburrito7 ( xbox username ) June 19, 2020

yo momma

a term used in middle school to make fun each other by saying how fat, ugly, ect. your mom is

yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

by Ovadia January 20, 2019

yo momma house

Yo momma house:mainly define when yo boy Roderick is at yo momma house when Roderick at yo momma house you should try your hardest to make it to yo mom as fast as you can before Roderick fuck yo momma at yo momma house no matter how hard to try to make it you never do all you could do it sit and wait for Rodrick to leave yo momma which will take 5-10hours! beware if you see Roderick at yo momma house pray for yo momma

Example:Him:where Roderick

Her:I think I seen him at yo momma house
Him:oh no!!
Her:yup you to late all u can do is wait

by Demarcus cousins lll November 23, 2021

yo momma

the subject of most jokes

yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!

by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010

Yo momma

The female under my desk currently

Person 1: hey, who are you
Person 2: the dumbass on urban dictionary’s mother
Person 1: ok, get back to ‘work’ *winks at camera*

Yo momma

by ThePersonYoMommaLoves January 5, 2022

yo momma

a typical phrase used by younger kids who don't know any comebacks.

"YO momma"
" dude look at that dumb kid over there"

by cromizeaq December 26, 2020

Yo Momma

It is a way to tell someone to not worry about where you are going or what you are doing.

Person 1-- "Where you headed to?"
Person 2--"Yo momma's house

by hehe_888 October 4, 2023