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whatever floats your yacht

A phrase used for the wealthy. Only for the wealthy... you have to be rich to afford a yacht.
Simile Phrase: What ever floats your boat.
Rich girl: "I really want to get this 280,000 car, but I really like this 280,001 car... Well, I'll get the 280,001 car. I like it better than the 280,000 car..."

Other: "What ever floats your yacht."

Rich girl: "Well it can't be my money, cause it's heavy... idk. I'll have to ask my daddy.."
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Hot Yacht 

Alternative, more mug-friendly spelling of the noun hotyacht. Also the antonym of not yacht. A yacht with only attractive people on board.
I would like to hotyacht around the Horn of Africa because I hear the weather is great and they are super friendly to Hot Yachts.
Hot Yacht by Nutata June 7, 2016

Singapore Yacht Club 

Singapore Yacht Club by Taenun January 21, 2022

Thot Yacht 

The saying car guys use for a car with 5 or more passenger capabilities. Can usually fit lots of whores or lots of room for activities.
“Bro, I just got me a thot yacht”
“Oh cool lemme guess a minivan?”
“No, a Chevy Suburban
Thot Yacht by I’m a Mistake August 8, 2021

Detroit Yacht Club 

A private club in the city of Detroit. Most famous for its youth who would swim for the team in the summer and party all year long.

For this reason, the club would attract many kids with one year of eligblity to swim.

Some of Detroit's Most Wanted people swam there.

The swim team was made up of kids from DPS, Grosse Point South, Grosse Pointe North, Mercy, University of Detroit Jesuit, among other.

Those who did not swim there wanted too.
Bob fell in the river after getting way too drunk at the Detroit Yacht Club.

All events required partying at the Detroit Yacht Club.
Detroit Yacht Club by gggsexbox January 31, 2007

land yacht 

A very old and decrepit car that takes up as much room on the road as a big-rig. Also know as a boat.
Your '72 Pontiac Cataline is a land yacht.
land yacht by nfsu2 February 17, 2005

Turd Yacht 

A person whose turdness is the size of a yacht!
Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!
Turd Yacht by xthexfilipinox January 4, 2011