wonderland promise

A promise made with good intentions but no sense of urgency to complete
Sure girls I'll take you to Wonderland one day probably sometime next summer. 12 summers later, a Wonderland promise
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wonderland system

luani is a part of the wonderland system💗
by kluvu January 7, 2022
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wonderlands x showtime

theater kids.

wonderlands x showtime is a theater troupe in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku. the members are tsukasa tenma, (WORLD FUTURE STAR) emu otori, (WANDAHOI!) nene kusanagi, (maybe the only sane person here...) and rui kamishiro (gay) aka autism creature 2: electric boogaloo, autism creature 3: WANDAHOI!, autism creature 4: epic gamer edition, and autism creature 5: the pinnacle of autism respectively. they're theater kids they're automatically autistic trust me. they're poly too methinks. but as for rui probably a qpr with emu and nene. cuz he's GAY.
wonderlands x showtime is the autism group
by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024
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Alice in wonderland flip

When you mix and take all your stuff at once you’ve been saving only Lord knows for how long, despite of the substances.
- Fuck it I’m done, one of these days I’m taking an Alice in wonderland flip.
+ Yoo, are you out of your mind? You really don’t want to die having a bad trip!
by SlappinBassist September 2, 2022
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Wonderland Mouth

The human experience rarely finds itself in moments of true & pure Bliss. Moments that are so serendipitous and meaningful that all conscious thought, regard for perception or personal safety, are cast aside, in order to allow a shower of ecstatic and joyful energy to burst threw one's brain. Caused by eating delicious food and reacting, scientists studying this phenomenon have determined that it can only be replicated if a willing participant consumes frozen food to induce brain freeze at the exact moment of sexual orgasm, whilst simultaneously have both ear canals stimulated with cotton tips. Often seen during the sampling of new food groups or during food eating hypnosis, it is commonly known to produce visions that have been described as versions of the Northern Lights. At times, people in the middle of a Wonderland Mouth will shout out loud, aggressively describing the Northern Lights, at the same time as convulsing on the floor, in a semi break dance, urinating and orgasming at once. Officials at the Vatican have recently been called to various locations around the world in order to perform exorcisms on people, only to determine they were not possessed, but merely having a prolonged Wonderland Mouth experience. Like during an epileptic fit, onlookers should not stop the Wonderland Mouth from taking place, instead create space around the person, moving dangerous items from the vicinity, to allow the episode to run its course until it finishes.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Did you guys see that? Phil just tried this new Smoothie and had a freeken mental Wonderland Mouth"

"Dave it's Brian here, can you come down to level two as quick as possible, and bring the mop and slippery when wet signs. Some guys just had a super messy Wonderland Mouth event in front of the sports store entrance"

"It's true, he drank the drink, his eyes rolled back in his head, he started talking in tongues and had THE LOUDEST Wonderland Mouth I've even seen"
by Mangoes Since 2025 June 4, 2025
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wet wonderland

Similar to a wet willy but using vag juice instead of saliva
Shiniqua was two-knuckles deep when Jamal told her she smelled like her sister....she gave him a wet wonderland for that.
by 2ballsdeep November 14, 2009
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