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riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.
Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.
by amscray August 12, 2011
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Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example
That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble
by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023
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Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.
You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023
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womble

word used to describe something obscenely homosexual, typically in a medley.
"Man, that rusty sack of garbage is a womble fucker."
by A. Owl July 10, 2017
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shit womble

Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing
All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble
by Longman80 February 12, 2019
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Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
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Womble

To make use of an object which appears unwanted. To recycle something.
She wombled the pile of bricks left for weeks after the builders had been. She reused them in her garden.
by The Roundhay Fox March 14, 2022
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