The frog smile is a sexual act performed by a man and a woman. Both participants must be naked with the woman standing in front of the man. The man then leapfrogs over the woman, dragging his penis and balls across her back and head.
Sonic: My girlfriend Amy really loves it when I frog smile her with my spiky four-headed penis.
Tails: That's disgusting Sonic!
Tails: That's disgusting Sonic!
by Dr. Game Grumps August 28, 2015
a smilely is smashing someones mouth into the side of a side walk. Afterwards giving that person the feeling that their mouth is stuck in a smiling position.
by sean101day July 25, 2006
When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
by Old Spice Guy July 16, 2010
A fake smile used as a cover to hide the pain inside. It is something that certain individuals tend to use often, as a constant "mask" of their unhappiness.
1. "Look for the girl with the broken smile. Ask her if she wants to stay awhile. And she will be loved." - She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
2. "I feel bad for her... She always seems to be wearing a broken smile, ever since her husband died. It must be hard to pretend to be happy once something like that happens."
2. "I feel bad for her... She always seems to be wearing a broken smile, ever since her husband died. It must be hard to pretend to be happy once something like that happens."
by The Lost Angel July 10, 2010
A girl gives you a cheeky smile and you can't help but smile back its a cute sweet beautiful smile that hits you like a warm ray of sun shine on cold winter's day truly one of a kind think your self lucky if you even meet one person in you life who has a smile like this
by 35cat27 November 18, 2013
The most beautiful smile in the world. When she smiles, she lights up just like a pinball machine when you hit the jackpot.
by A hopeless romantic November 11, 2010
The uncontrollable grin you get while pushing out a long overdue log. Mostly attributed to the euphoric feeling of being at peace with one's own rectum.
Ryan: why you smiling?
Josh: I'm pooping bro.
Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.
Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.
Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!
Other:
Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?
Tonya: yeah why?
Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.
Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!
Courtney: game on bitch!
Josh: I'm pooping bro.
Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.
Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.
Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!
Other:
Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?
Tonya: yeah why?
Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.
Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!
Courtney: game on bitch!
by Crazy81981 September 19, 2013