by bobthebuilder96 December 05, 2016
A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.
Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*
--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*
--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*
by Aerlamnias August 09, 2011
There is nothing worse than a bad wingman. Cutting more grass than a lawn mower, this guy will unintentionally hit on the hottie and steal the limelight, leaving you balls deep behind enemy lines. It doesn’t matter how well he’s doing or whether he’s gonna score the babe and ride off into the sunset, it is no less than your duty to ruin his chances in a mission of scorched earth. Good anti-mowing tactics include walking up to him and exclaiming loudly, “HEY, HOW IS THAT RASH ON YOUR BALLS CLEARING UP?”
You friend tells a joke which is terrible, you diss your friend and make him look small in front of the girl. The girl laughs and starts talking to you and you pull the girl hence becoming a bad wingman.
Dick-athlete loser: whats black and white and goes round and round,
Girl: I don't know
Dick-athlete loser: a penguin in a revolving door.
Dick-athlete champion: Man that was awful, your such a loser,
Girl: Laughing
Dick-athlete champion: do you want a drink
Girl: Yes ok
Dick-athlete loser: whats black and white and goes round and round,
Girl: I don't know
Dick-athlete loser: a penguin in a revolving door.
Dick-athlete champion: Man that was awful, your such a loser,
Girl: Laughing
Dick-athlete champion: do you want a drink
Girl: Yes ok
by Dick-athlete champion October 08, 2009
The Anti-wingman is much like an anti-aircraft gun. Their role is to remove the competition by taking out their wingman.
This requires a very different set of skills to a normal wingman, primarily the ability to spit fire like nobodies business without any blow back.
This requires a very different set of skills to a normal wingman, primarily the ability to spit fire like nobodies business without any blow back.
"Oh, damn. She's already into that guy and his wingman makes him seem like hercules. Anti-wingman, to action"
"No problem, I got this bro" *proceeds to rip out competing person's wingman's jugular"
"No problem, I got this bro" *proceeds to rip out competing person's wingman's jugular"
by DrBigLove June 10, 2016
A wingman that is not available at the moment, but can give advice over text messaging and ask or repeat what he has already told you the night before.
by The mobile wingman September 10, 2009
A wingman item is typically something you can carry around no matter how large or small that stands out and is generally intriguing. The wingman item is used to start conversations with females if you have no way of directly approaching and talking to her/them. You need to be within a short walking distance for the girl you are trying to talk to, however, unlike a wingman, you are trying to get the girl to approach you; unless you are skilled enough to approach the girl with your item in some clever manner. This 'conversation' starter can lead to one or two results depending on how well you can sustain a conversation.
1) The conversation will avalanche down and you will be able to exchange numbers or at least some information.
2) The conversation will stop after you have talked a little about your wingman item, and she may say she needs to leave due to the stale conversation.
Don't forget your wingman item is only a conversation starter, and you should attempt to change the subject with general questions to keep the conversation flowing.
1) The conversation will avalanche down and you will be able to exchange numbers or at least some information.
2) The conversation will stop after you have talked a little about your wingman item, and she may say she needs to leave due to the stale conversation.
Don't forget your wingman item is only a conversation starter, and you should attempt to change the subject with general questions to keep the conversation flowing.
-Wingman item = Chihuahua
Female "Oh my gosh he is so cute!"
You "Yea, I've had him for a little while now."
Female "Where'd you get him?"
etc.
Guitars, pictures, or anything a little out of the ordinary tend to be good wingman items as well.
Female "Oh my gosh he is so cute!"
You "Yea, I've had him for a little while now."
Female "Where'd you get him?"
etc.
Guitars, pictures, or anything a little out of the ordinary tend to be good wingman items as well.
by Oshu September 06, 2010
The opposite of a wingman, he is there to stop you from getting laid. He is usually employeed before going out drinking, when you have a wife or girlfriend that you are tyring not to cheat on... AKA O-Dub
Me: "Hey dude i think im going to talk to that whore over there with the fuck me boots on."
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "
by ballams January 13, 2011