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Willing Vessel

(wil-ing ves-uhl)
–noun

Disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, semen, or some other body fluid.

Primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been "cured" of homosexuality by primarily religious means.

Secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been "cured" of homosexuality or to have prayed the gay away.
Girl, our new Pastor is born again. He's washed clean of the homosexuality and the gay. That's right. But I hear he's a 'willing vessel' for more than just the word of the Lord, if you know what I'm sayin'.
by JTB1967 January 15, 2011
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Wilmington, Massachusetts

A safe town based on factual data. A town that offers many affordable youth recreation activities through the town rec department. A town that is not overrun with commercial industry, yet financially benefits from industry on the town borders. Excellent schools. A place that has very poor sports fields for youth athletics compared to surrounding towns that have invested in artificial turf that saves money over time. A town that is fiscally conservative. A town with down to earth, hardworking people.
Wilmington, Massachusetts
High school rated 9 out of 10 on greatschools.net based on 2008 MCAS scores. Youth sports fields look like a dog track. Brand new, state-of-the-art middle school.
by Reasonable1 July 4, 2009
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Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.
"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"
by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011
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Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.
How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"
by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021
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Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.
"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"
by massivedong32 December 16, 2021
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wimping

Basically the same as wimp except it is used as a verb now.
Running away from the situation, trying to avoid the situation...being a LOSER ABOUT IT...Yeah all of that!
He is so dumb, he's basically wimping out of the whole situation.

Stop wimping out!

Ok why are you being scared? Your wimping out for nothing!
by I am Unique November 28, 2005
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wiling

Hardcore, maximally extreme
That was wiling, bro!
by Willmyster February 25, 2008
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