Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008

Wilderism

Wilderism is when an undefeated seemingly unstoppable fighter gets handed their first loss by a better fighter and completely looses their mind and comes up with ridiculous excuses

Dude, after Paul got handed his first ever loss he's been coming up with the worst kinds of excuses. I think he's got a bad case of wilderism

by OhGreasy March 17, 2021

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

Benjain reef 232 wilder road

Benjain reef is a gooner someone who enjoys masturbating to kids and parents.

“Mom I’m gooning rn!!” “Mom I just gooned to you” Benjain reef 232 wilder road is a gooner and should not be prohibited to walk the streets

by Benjain reef 232 wilder road February 7, 2024

Wilder

A way to feel sick

“Oh god everytime i see wilder i get cancer”

by Joiem98 February 16, 2022

Pocket wilderness

A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.

Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?

by Melvin dude December 21, 2016

Tiffany wilder

A very large cunt of epic proportions. Usually found in a tanning bed or flapping her fat jowls with "friends".

Did you see that whale in the ocean? It sure was a Tiffany Wilder

by Singsongdingalong November 29, 2024