whaling

To brag or gloat about ones self.

Mike: I've gotten 100% on every test I've ever taken.
Jeff: Oh, get over yourself and stop whaling it!

by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008

Whaling Out

The process by which someone binges, on entirely unhealthy food groups, to a level befitting that of the largest mammal on earth.

'Sweet Holy, your whaling out today!'
'Fancy whaling out?'

by NickSavesWhales May 13, 2009

Whaling

Taking one for the team and going after fat chicks at a function.

My friend went whaling the other night at the party so we could score with the hot chicks.

by CodySucksOffHomosexualMen247 July 8, 2022

whalenets

Fishnets for morbidly obese people.

Hey, look, Roseanne's wearing whalenets! RUN AWAY!!!!!!

by Jurobei June 15, 2007

Whalon

When one eats a girl out, giving her a seizure in the process, and runs away, leaving her convulsing on the ground.

Guy 1: Bro did you hear what Brandon did to that chick?
Guy 2: Yeah he totally Whaloned her!

by Tall Ass Guy March 21, 2011

whalenika

A term used to describe someone of a vast stature, on the borderline of clinical obesity.

They don’t eat up their verse, music videos, performances, charts etc. They only eat up the bread they steal from Red Lobster.

Kenny: Hey check Whalenika over there

Meek: That’s your wife bro…

by bossnigga69 July 1, 2021

Whalen

(V.) To cock block a friend at a social gathering, when that friend has a chance of getting it in

Jack: How was the Dance, kid?
Joe: "Dude, was grinding this bidd, when i got completely whalened by a drunk guy humping me."

by Brontifex Maximus August 26, 2010