Beef Wellington Article

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by Beef Wellington February 06, 2024
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Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.
“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024
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cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
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pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
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jess wellington

jess is extremely tall and wants the rabbit
jess wellington loves the rabbit
by u turn October 29, 2020
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wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act
hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep
by tomcollins10166 November 20, 2010
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