are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

Wearing ironically

Wearing something to mock others who wear it seriously.

"Why is Mike wearing that alien shirt? Doesn't he think that those things are stupid?"
"Yeah. Just wearing ironically."

by UnamusedForFun June 26, 2016

dolphin wearing a tuxedo

Search it on google. No pictures of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo will come up. ;w;

Person 1: Hey have you ever seen a picture of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo?
Person 2: Nope. Have you?
Person 1: Nah... maybe one day though...

by Mc. Mr. Mountain December 31, 2019

Wearing your heart on your Facebook

A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-

Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.

Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."

by Lokutani December 9, 2007

Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018

"Why am I wearing pants?" moment

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.

Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!

by Sean92 April 30, 2009