A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.
by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021
Get the Washer Topper mug.A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
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Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.
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Get the Pisser Washer mug.his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.
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Get the weiner washer mug.To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.
“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”
“How’d you do it?”
“I used some Indian washer fluid.”
“Haven’t heard of it.”
“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”
*cleans windshield*
“Oh.”
“How’d you do it?”
“I used some Indian washer fluid.”
“Haven’t heard of it.”
“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”
*cleans windshield*
“Oh.”
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