I am a lowly wardrobich just steaming, zipping, sewing and cleaning. I dress the bodies of people that are worshipped by other people. I will never see the show. I will be treated like Oliver Twist. I do not speak unless i am spoken to. I will get an extra large crew shirt, most likely Canary Yellow, as a reward.
by Mia M. February 21, 2011
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i will be stalked by groupies and cheap acquaintances wanting passes and free tickets,
my Production Manager is always an asshole.
i see crazy shit in dressing rooms and backstages.
if i tell anyone i will be fired.
i am frequently asked to find drugs, hide drugs, and do drugs...at times making my job very hazardous :P
i will have a myriad of objects thrown at me and will exact revenge by putting itching powder in the crotches and armits of their gear.
i will recieve an extra large crew shirt, most likely in Canary Yellow or Babyshit Green, as a reward for my suffering.
i will be stalked by groupies and cheap acquaintances wanting passes and free tickets,
my Production Manager is always an asshole.
i see crazy shit in dressing rooms and backstages.
if i tell anyone i will be fired.
i am frequently asked to find drugs, hide drugs, and do drugs...at times making my job very hazardous :P
i will have a myriad of objects thrown at me and will exact revenge by putting itching powder in the crotches and armits of their gear.
i will recieve an extra large crew shirt, most likely in Canary Yellow or Babyshit Green, as a reward for my suffering.
i am but a Wardrobitch.
i will never see the show.
thousands of people see if i screw up
or else, will never know.
i will never see the show.
thousands of people see if i screw up
or else, will never know.
by Mia M.M. February 21, 2011
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Letting a vulgar, obscene, profane or generally offensive word slip in the presence of one or more easily offended fellows.
Grandma: We are having a luncheon followed bt an intense game of bridge, will you be there?
Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.
Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.
Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.
Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.
by tkast68 December 11, 2011
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When i wanted to see "The Notebook", my boyfriend didn't want to come, so i called up my wardobe and he went with me...after wards we went shoe shopping.
by JerryHughes January 19, 2018
Get the wardobe mug.The act of keeping a girl restrained in one's wardobe or similarly out of sight area to friends for use as a sexual plaything against said girl's will.
"What happened to Sophie?"
"Last time I saw her, she was making out with Martyn"
"Maybe he wardobed her her!"
"That would explain why he wouldn't let me see into his closet..."
"Haha he's wardrobing her... sick bastard"
"Last time I saw her, she was making out with Martyn"
"Maybe he wardobed her her!"
"That would explain why he wouldn't let me see into his closet..."
"Haha he's wardrobing her... sick bastard"
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