Willy Walrus

when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat and comes out of her nostril.

yoooo y'all know that girl Avrie. I just "willy walrused" her last night!!

by bigpussyeater445 March 30, 2022

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable

"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"

by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

Grand Theft Walrus

An arcade game Homer Simpson plays in Alaska in the Simpsons Movie. Much like Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Walrus is exactly the same but instead of a human character you are a walrus. Abbreviated GTW

Tim: Hey I just came back from Alaska and they have Grand Theft Walrus at one of the arcades

Henry: Yo that be pimpin'

by bArSchNitsVah January 29, 2010

sloppy walrus

a sexual manuever in which after getting a blowjob and ejaculating in the girl's mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing semen to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a "sloppy walrus"

The bitch was totally pissing me off so I gave her a sloppy walrus.

by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004

The Walrus

Paul McCartney is this.

The Walrus was Paul

by Hompsar March 10, 2004

Walrus Muzzle

A woman so fat and grotesque that her gelatinous sacks of tit flubber create a cleavage "death valley" of sorts, extending lower than thought possible before the advent of the phrase "super size me". Simultaneously, twin travesties of repugnant flesh create an unholy "camel toe" or "mooseknuckle" or "holy fucking shit stab my eyes out immediately" extending unnaturally far north and actually coming in contact with the aforementioned "death valley". This creates the nightmarish trench of fear and loathsome disgust known as a "Walrus Muzzle".

Jesse: Hey Ryan, check out the walrus muzzle on her. (Motions with eyebrows to nearby woman that looks like an upright Jabba the Hutt in tights.)
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT IS DISGUSTING AND... (stabs own eyes)
Jesse: ... (stabs own eyes)

by The ACC Carpentry Class 2009 January 28, 2009

Steal An Attack Walrus

To do something in a way that (though it may not be at all necessary) is incredibly awesome.

To choose what is awesome over what is 'right'.

1) Dude 1: "hey man you want an apple or an orange?"
Dude 2: *Eats own head*
Dude 1: "OMG, you just totally stole an attack walrus"

2) Dude 1: "My GF just dumped me I'm going to set off a tonne of nuclear warheads whilst sitting in a bunker ontop of them and blast myself out of the atmosphere"
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't steal an attack walrus"

by Ambition The Walrus Tamer August 22, 2009