WWJD

What would Jimmy do .
You thought I was talking of Jesus?
No.
But close.

When you have a friend named Jimmy.
Think to yourself. If your struggling.
I wonder WWJD to get a task done .

by DeathByUnicorn January 14, 2023

Wijdan

A person that is horrible at parenting and is not reasonable.

Also a parent that says "Cause the sky is high", "I said so", "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it".

Bro my mom is such a Wijdan, she didn't even let me eat breakfast because I didn't finish my assignment that is due in 2 weeks

by Kankleborf April 19, 2023

WWJDD

What Would Jesus' Dad Do?
Send Plagues. Order child murders. Request foreskins. Impregnate betrothed.
Outlaw other gods. Flood the earth. Spousal Salt conversion.

That kid made fun of my shoes so rather than turn the other cheek I thought WWJDD? and sent bears to kill all the kids in that village.

by Pithly July 25, 2023

Wijdansexual

Only attracted to wijdan

Yo bro are you attracted to Samantha?

No I’m wijdansexual I’m only attracted to wijdan

by I8apetzapi November 24, 2023

WWCJD

An acronym standing for What Would CJ Do?, used when you're in a tricky situation and want to channel someone who approaches life with caution, precision, and finesse. CJ isn’t about reckless decisions—quite the opposite. When you ask yourself WWCJD, you’re thinking about the most careful, strategic, and refined course of action. It’s all about playing it smart and smooth, even in the most chaotic of situations.

X: let's update all our servers at once
Y: no!!! think !!! WWCJD
X: yeah, you are right

by othomaton September 26, 2024