by shitastical August 03, 2009
Wash your cock wrenches
Keep your cock wrenches off my samich!
Look at the cock wrenches on her! I Bet she's got a kung fu grip!
Keep your cock wrenches off my samich!
Look at the cock wrenches on her! I Bet she's got a kung fu grip!
by Doctor Ramshackle February 11, 2011
by buddhablaze January 28, 2003
by Kevin Southerden May 05, 2006
by blthrskt March 20, 2006
When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
Sally: What's up with the eye patch?
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011
Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!
by notafallopianethiopian February 18, 2013