Woodland Middle School

Woodland Middle School (in Arabic: مدرسة وودلاند المتوسطة) is a Jihadist terrorist-owned hostage camp located in central Syria. All operations in the camp are headed by Jihad former head Tinuuki Fraankiiyah (in Arabic: طنوك فرانكييه)
Hostages who misbehave or try to escape are famously dropped from the roof in a bag and stoned to death.
Inside the building, hostages are heavily guarded, attacked and killed. Conflicts can sometimes result in infighting.

Being the largest standing terrorist building in Syria, an estimated 2,800,000 people have been killed by Jihad members since 1990.

Several unsucessful raids on the location by the United States Military have been conducted since 1965. The latest raid was conducted in 2021.
The building is also supposedly a weapons storage center and may have tight connections with Syria's central government.
US Journalist: How many hostages did you kill at Woodland Middle School?
Former Jihadist: 157.
by tajiknationalist1312 December 30, 2023
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Like a GSCE, except it's more like a BTEC, except it gives you no qualifications whatsoever
"Did you hear about John? Oh, that idiot who took Woodland Project, yea I know him"
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woodland farms

Quite possibly the greatest neighborhood of all time, Woodland Farms has produced more legends than any other neighborhood in the United States since the National Neighborhood Rankings (INR) were established in 1912.

notable achievements:
NNR #1 neighborhood in the nation: 1991-present
Heights of North Park Hockey Champions: 2002-2003
Rowan Road Hockey Champions: 1997-2003

notable busts:
josh banas
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brian merzlack
evan biganski
justin schmidt
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woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )
food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)
by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021
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A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken
Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding
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woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken
Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding
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Woodland Warbler

A homosexual who hangs out in wooded areas like nature preserves, hoping for some anonymous gay sex
the parking lot of the nature center is full of Woodland Warblers, looking for a quick hookup.
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