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weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.
“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”
by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020
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butt weep

Diarria so bad, lengthy, or reoccurring that by the end of the day your asshole and surrounds are painfully scorched.

Your ass feels acid etched after a round of diarria.
"Damn, I musta ate something bad, I got butt weep."
"Remind me not to eat that again, it'll make my butt weep."
by mgrov13 December 3, 2020
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Weeping

When you make a perfect sunny side up egg, cut it in half and the egg yolk just slowly starts weeping down.
Those eggs on your crabcack grilled cheese sandwiches were weeping
by Thecookie69 August 7, 2021
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Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.
It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!
by the conch finder August 13, 2012
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Weep

by Veldre2 June 28, 2018
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weep

im gonna weep you if you dont stop
by symsyjsyrjtjk6 March 22, 2023
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