Waluigi

1. The highest deity to ever exist;
2. Something really sexy;
3. Will never be playable in SSBU;

Guy: "Have you heard Waluigi is back to earth"
Girl: "Yes, that's such good news"

by Switch768 October 12, 2022

Waluigi

Sexy purple nigga

Isaac: See that sexy purple nigga over there? That’s Waluigi, he’s gonna steal yo chick.

Bobert: fuck.

by Jeffy12345 February 23, 2022

waluigi

The sexiest being on gods planet. A wonderful guy that is also a great succer. Sakurai is just jealous of his big ass. also jealous of how much wario pussy he gets ;). Waluigi became the first adopted child in nintendos family after a long childhood of rape. He learned from his master dedede how to be a succ. It worked. He has become this worlds god.

1: hey! guess who i saw today!
2: who?
1: wal-
2: *cums profusely* OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH

basically waluigi is sex-

*cums in distance* OHH BABY A TRIPLE

by Samuel S. sans January 19, 2019

Waluigi 2

The Man Behind The Dick Urkel Series,Makes Better Games Than Todd Howard And Nintendo,A Friend With A Small Youtuber,The Angriest Man Alive,And The Worst Discord Administrator Of All Time

Waluigi 2 had sex with Jonesy Fortnite

by WakeUpMottoJuoob June 30, 2021