To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.
by anon4444 September 11, 2013

by DanArc December 25, 2007

by sakura_ja July 26, 2010

The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.
Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?
Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
by Praerk May 1, 2010

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"
Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
by Chaef-Aid February 20, 2010

Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.
by muckraker9000 April 8, 2009

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006
