Voldemort

A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle.

A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.

Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.

by Ali24601 March 2, 2011

volleyball

Girls in spandex. Yum.

Check out that chick's ass.

by AW May 6, 2004

Lady Voldemort

A woman who can be described as 'clingy', 'psycho', 'psycho-clingy' and 'immature.' Usually a young girl who's just barely old enough to drink who's chasing after an older (late 20's to early 30's) man who was just looking for a fling.

She's referred to as 'Lady Voldemort' because speaking her name out loud is considered bad luck.

Ex.) Alicia Silverstone's character in 'The Crush'

Dude, don't even say her name! She's a Lady Voldemort! You say her name out loud she'll appear out of nowhere! Just say 'She who shall not be named' and leave it at that...

by msbae January 9, 2012

Volentold

result of a supervisor/manager/other person in charge asking for volunteers, and then at the last minute deciding that since no one volenteered to work, that he would volenteer people to work.

monday:
boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend

thursday: since no one volunteered to work, Joe your coming in.

Joe: Wow, i was just volentold to work :(

by Collateral Damage July 5, 2009

volleyball

The toughest game ever invented. It's simple though, keep the ball of your court and cram it down on theirs! Anyone who disagrees try diving for a ball on game point and busting your head open, to then find out you got the ball up and won the rally to win the match. Now thats a tough sport! DONT B FOOLED BY THE SPANDEX, its just a uniform.

If volleyball were easy it would b called cheerleading!

by carrtney April 7, 2008

Voldewhore

A term used by the Harry Potter fandom to define someone who acts in a manner similar to the way Voldemort acts around Harry but with whoreish and/or slutty tendencies. Often used as both an insult and a term of endearment.

Person One: Oh god, she is such a Voldewhore.

Person Two: I know, she lets everyone Slytherin

Person One: Her chamber ain't secret anymore...
Person Two: Mmmhmm...

by Kathrine West December 15, 2013

vobe

past tense of vibe

On Thanksvibing, we vobe, and next Thanksvibing, we will vibe.

by grantare December 14, 2019