Virtual Possum

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.

I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.

by Vladamir July 29, 2006

Virtual Insanity

Virtual insanity is in the song 'Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity',
The song says about how 'nothings worse than a man-made man'.

"Futures made of virtual insanity now"

by jaxisbestjackisnot May 30, 2019

Virtual Veteran

A virtual veteran is someone who has hudereds of hours dedicated in a video game and deserves the same respect and discounts as a Military veteran

"Yes ma'am I served over seas for 9 months."
"I'm a virtual veteran, no not a virgin"

Yes it was just a video game but you will respect me and give me a discount"

by EthernetCables January 15, 2022

Virtuoso

Other word for connoisseur, with a small difference.

1. Exceptional performer: A musician who shows exceptional ability, technique, or artistry.

2. Talented person: Somebody who shows exceptional technique or ability in something.

3. Connoisseur: Somebody who is knowledgeable and cultivated in appreciating the fine arts.

She's such a virtuoso.

by Jafje April 10, 2007

Virtual whore

A woman or man making money whoring around in virtual worlds such as Second Life or IMVU.

Princess Peach is making tons of money being a virtual whore in Second Life and IMVU off social misfits. Virtual whoring has been paying her bills.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

Virtual Boy

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Virtualing

Doing work for Virtual Enterprise/Virtual Business

Marc: Hey Matt, wanna hang out today?
Matt: No chance man. I was virtualing all night and I'm really tired.

by Virtualone October 29, 2010