vendor

A vendor is frequently depicted as a force that may be conjured by management to hamper or destroy forward mobility within a company or an organization, and can never be controlled under any circumstances. Vendors provide proprietary services utilizing backward ideas, dysfunctional system components, and non-functional or non-existent technical support. Vendors gain and maintain strength by means of information repression and intense use of circular logic and evasion. “Training” is typically something of a goldbrick.

Institutions suffering from Vendor lock-in can often be compared to the poverty stricken communist state which existed under the East German occupation of 1949 – 1990 by the former Soviet Union.

We were thinking about outsourcing the website to an outside vendor. It seems to be working well enough and we decided we'd like to try fucking it completely. Anyway Bob's friend runs ShitStream Content Management Sytems Inc. and we're old frat buds, so tell the company to suck it. We've already implemented a system to blame the IT guys. Send out a memo.

by Armand Banana November 11, 2005

vendouble

to get two pieces of ordered goods from vending machine instead of one because of for e.g. shaking it

"I've just vendoubled Mars, I got two bars instead of one!"

by gabosh August 20, 2009

ventosusnotaphobia

The fear of being killed by a road sign flying off its post, while driving in extremely windy conditions.
related: Ancraophobia (fear of wind)
antonym: Equusnotaphobia (fear of calm signs)
common misspellings: Ventosnotaphobia

It was so windy the other day, I felt my ventosusnotaphobia flare up as I passed a mileage sign, shaking violently and threateningly towards my car.

by zebra716 April 14, 2014

venom randy

Venomrandy- A slang from an old scottish tv show "ubermenshballs"

referring to "a fukin retar lik wut de fuk randy"

we all fukin hate venom randy he be da bad man ya

by alduinthelizard November 14, 2020

Fill em with the venom and eliminate em

The first couple of words when you get to the fast part in Eminems "Godzilla"

Fill em with the venom and eliminate em other words i- yeah, thats enough of that

by SharpCream July 8, 2021

Spitting venom

When someone is in a rap battle and destroys their opponent using brutal lyricism.

Did you go with the local mandem to the rap battle round candem? Dude was spitting venom like mad, the crowd went wild.

by Julius mon September 25, 2017

Venom

An early black metal band. Said to have created the genre, inspired Kirk Hammet, Dave Mustaine and other kick ass Metal Guitarists.

Venom totaly Kicks ass!

by ANTHRAXVIRIS April 13, 2005