The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.
Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".
During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.
He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".
During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.
He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
by Eponymous Bosch November 15, 2004
When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016
by Darsular February 9, 2007
Haine Van is a ulzzang and feizl newbie. Her nationality is vietnamese and chinese. But she's living in Germany.
Haine Van is a cute and adorable girl, she also can be pretty. Her attraction to another person are her big eyes. She has big eyes, although she doesn't wear any circle lenses. She is quite famous in the internet.
Haine Van is a cute and adorable girl, she also can be pretty. Her attraction to another person are her big eyes. She has big eyes, although she doesn't wear any circle lenses. She is quite famous in the internet.
by TsubakiAyame May 26, 2012
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019
A fat, white, middle aged, bald British male who drives a van like a c*nt, tend to work in a trade or construction, has right-wing patriotic beliefs, voted brexit, proud of the British empire, has a rough skin texture, and degrades women.
"Look at that van mug cat calling the teenage girl over there"
"Look at that racist van mug, he definitley voted brexit"
"Look at that racist van mug, he definitley voted brexit"
by 5’8 81KG tryna bulk!?!? November 16, 2021
by afukenduck August 16, 2019