tesco value

the cheapest version of products found in tesco stores

tescos own brand products

ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t

guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries... i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup

girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh

bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck

by dontstartaband June 29, 2006

Comical Value

Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.

Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
Using an incredibly oversized catapult to fling a chav into a wall merely 20cm away.

by Tw166y May 24, 2005

Value Added Tax

A tax added to an item to raise government revenue from every stage of production, cradle to grave. Referred to as a VAT tax. It was an idea proposed in 1918 and implemented in France in 1954.

The Govt wants to add a Value Added Tax, or VAT because they keep spending money and can't manage their money, as sales tax, income tax, and death taxes aren't enough. They need to keep raising money to support the middle and low income folk who in turn can't manage their money, so they will keep taking from them to help support them. An alternate solution is to prevent fraud in govt social programs and let people spend their own money.

by Korgon June 6, 2010

Valesha

a very beautiful, lovely, smart, brown-skinned young lady; often called mean; doesn't care about what others think; loves her hubby lil wayne;;

Valesha says:
I take 3 L's to the head; Love. Live. Life. And I'm dead.
Love me or hate me; I promise it won't make me or break me!

by -pyt- May 19, 2008

vagueshaming

When someone speaks about another person, but doesn't use their name. The IRL version of "subtweeting".

The whole meeting, Meghan kept saying, "SOMEONE has been taking a dump in the potted plants in the office." She was just vagueshaming, but we knew it was Allen.

by Hailboogie November 5, 2014

valushka

A person who seems to be a introvert & when alone, is actually the opposite, is a memester, troller, loves raps, is a sassy hoe, is harmless, a beautiful soul, can be seductive at times, likes to learn dance & song covers, loves youtube & being lazy but will do anything for the person who gives free food, loves animals eps. Pandas & koalas...

friend: dude! did you just called my puppy a BiTcH ?
valushka: hoe , a female dog is called a bitch

by Rxshh March 29, 2019

Facebook Value

Taking something as truth because it is on facebook or trusting someone solely on what is on their profile or what they say over the internet.

A quick way to gain stalkers.

Example 1:
Josh: Can you believe that girl told someone who wasn't her friend where she lives? she must be stupid to assume he isn't a stalker posing as someone else
Greg: She trusted him on Facebook Value dude, the gene pool needs chlorinating

Example 2:
Candy: I can't believe Josh's hobbies include sailing, archery, playing the guitar, playing the drums, playing the piano, scuba diving, sky diving, motocross, drug abuse, growing marijuana, fencing, smuggling illegals over the border and being superman all whilst he is busy working as the CEO at sex therapist! he is so amazing and talented!
David: Maybe you shouldn't take everything on Facebook Value, it isn't all true.

by NarcotiX UK July 19, 2011