Ass vacuum

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.

I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.

by Ken Troller May 19, 2013

vacuum

slang term used for receiving head

"Gimme some vacuum."
may also be used as code between giver and receiver,"vacuum," then slip away to sneaky location.

by InfernalDante April 11, 2009

vacuum

A word used in place of 'fuck you'. Word must be said in complete silence...for added emphasis. Works best with women and wet t-shirts.

"I wanna vacuum" could mean "I wanna fuck you" if the words were mouthed and no sound is present.

by stephy87 January 27, 2010

Bagless Vacuum

When a man tucks his balls between his legs (in the style of a mangina) while receiving a blowjob.

I felt like she'd earned a treat so I let that bitch give me a bagless vacuum.

by Chickenbuttinyourface August 02, 2011

Genital Vacuum

A woman who gives frequent and exuberant head.

"Man that Alyssa is a genital vacuum! She sucked off Sean, Peter and Tom all in the same week!"

by Lempke May 03, 2006

Human Vacuum

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.

Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.

by pete samprass (nick and les) January 22, 2009

Vacuum Masturbation

When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.

I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation

by E.N. Smith August 06, 2008