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Vaginal ATM

Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.

She also uses that pussy to make money too.
by $hIti0T July 5, 2014
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vagina surfing

When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave
Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"
by roscoeuk April 7, 2015
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Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017
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Vagina Drug

Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.
Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!

EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!
by PeterCottontail May 25, 2010
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Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.
Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!
by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009
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JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.
HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
by ROACHES October 16, 2012
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Vagina Toast

im glad i had some "vagina toast" to put my penis butter on.
by spann twin February 28, 2011
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