vertical slit

When you are putting your tongue to chick's twat while she sitting on your face.
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P.S. When she gets off..... and gets off of you and lays down, then it becomes horizontal slit.

Last night I got some vertical slit, it was quite tasty!

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

Verity

One with the ability to pull whomever she wants, be it a girl, boy, even a famous sportsperson. Often found to have a large array of chat up lines, with her specialty being related to her ability to pole dance.

Man, that girl is such a Verity, we've only just got here and she's already pulled the fittest guy!

by Trago Mills January 28, 2012

vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

by Macdonsa May 3, 2009

Vertical Salami Bomb

Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.

Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch

by JpizzleFarizzle April 15, 2011

vertical labret

A lip piercing, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

That vertical labret is hot.

by Blood November 1, 2004

vert-jock

1. n. a shirt with the sleeves removed by means of cutting or ripping.
2. v. to remove a shirt's sleeves by cutting or ripping.

1. Maddog thought that Skunkeye was too thin to wear a vert-jock.
2. On the first day of summer, to celebrate I short my pants and vert-jock my shirt.

by sheldorama August 17, 2006

Vertigo Back

An ailment that occurs when you are too stoned/lazy to get up from a laying or sitting position.

-"Seth - pass me them skins"

-"Cant mate - I've got Vertigo Back"

by Sefff October 20, 2008