The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010
Get the Valentine's Daymug. Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
by Kiddbandit February 8, 2009
Get the Valentines Daymug. The only way to tax on love.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
by Sharpy69 February 18, 2007
Get the valentine's daymug. by altt February 1, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week.
all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
by lilskjbaby February 13, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.
Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.
by Failurebitch February 1, 2019
Get the Valentine's Daymug.