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urbandictionary.com 

noun

A website that is ironically mostly accompanied by suburban white people, because black people are often too busy creating slang, not defining it.
Suburban white guy 1: Dude, like, let's go on urbandictionary.com, and like, make fun of niggers!!!

Suburban white guy 2: Hell yeah dude!! like, fuck niggers!!

Black guy: Fuck you just say bitch?

(white guy 1&2 simultaneously pissing their pants): NOTHING!!!
urbandictionary.com by Javito_1 October 15, 2010

Urbandictionary.com 

A whole site of definition sins.
Hey dude. If you want to see some dumb definitions that people made up, then check out urbandictionary.com

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Urbandictionary.com by onewhodies November 17, 2010

urbandictionary.com 

The Thing You’re Surfing Through Right Now Dumbass.
What’s the definition of rainstorm? Search urbandictionary.com!

urbandictionary.com 

You don't search urbandictionary.com on its own site.

urbandictionary.com 

A wonderful website where whomever can write whatever that can be read whenever by whomever else. You may come away with useful information pertaining to American cultural uses of words, or you may come away disgusted. Either way, you know more than you did previously, whether or not it is more than you wanted to know.
"What does that mean?"
"You don't know?"
"No."
"Go look it up on urbandictionary.com"