Twatalogue

A glossy brochure featuring ladies' bits, which sadly lacks a mail order element.

From chic and sophisticated periodicals such as Mayfair, to downmarket manrags including Razzle, twatalogues offer something for every pocket.

by Milo2009 July 8, 2009

delusional twat

One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.

Furries are delusional twats.

by Shinigami June 12, 2003

Twatty twat twat

A term used for a female that attends Riddle, that is beyond a twat and does every thing in her power to keep her pussy dry and avoids all male temptation, hence the term "twatty twat twat"

horny riddle student "El dudito that chick is teasing my cock like no other, what a twatty twat twat"

by bored ass riddle student March 4, 2009

twatasores rex

a nagging amazon chick with a herpie covered stink hole

man dats a huge twatasores rex

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011

super twat

a mythical beasty that resembles a large vagina with fur and big scary teeth

"Mommy mommy I had a nightmare!!" What is it honey?

"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"

Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!

"but mommy"

Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!

by George the 3rd April 22, 2008

twatass

A slang term referring to a stupid person or a stupid idiot, ‘you twatass’, to make fun of ones self or someone else for having acted stupidly.

you twatass, what a twatass!

by Allan Ewart June 2, 2008

twatard

A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.

Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.

'Stop being such a twatard!' Erica said to Jessica.

by œ January 14, 2010