A plot used by the book companies to assassinate the new president.
Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books.
Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks.
Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman.
Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.
Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books.
Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks.
Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman.
Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.
by Alix McQ November 30, 2008
A book with no plot;sexist, racist, do I need to go on? Staphanie meyers based Bella off of herself. Conceited much? Don't waste any of your time reading this, unless you want to read about Edward SPARKLING!?
Person 1: hey, person 2, what is twilight about?
Person2: let me try to think... Well, nothing
really.
Person2: let me try to think... Well, nothing
really.
by 350-yes we can December 14, 2009
(ˈtwaɪˌlaɪt) Noun
1. An insult to the word literature.
2. Anything which is a waste of time and money.
3. A communicable infectious disease, esp. one which primarily targets teenage girls.
4. Crap.
1. An insult to the word literature.
2. Anything which is a waste of time and money.
3. A communicable infectious disease, esp. one which primarily targets teenage girls.
4. Crap.
1. Yeah, I've read that new teen vampire romance. It's a Twlilight.
2. I can't believe I wasted five bucks and two hours of my life on that movie. That was the worst Twilight of my life.
3. Don't stand out there in the cold, Susan. You'll catch a Twilight.
4. Twlilight.
2. I can't believe I wasted five bucks and two hours of my life on that movie. That was the worst Twilight of my life.
3. Don't stand out there in the cold, Susan. You'll catch a Twilight.
4. Twlilight.
by Philintheblank October 12, 2010
A book written for whiny pre-teens. People with intelligence probably won't enjoy it considering that through the whole flipping series the whole plot line is "Bella, I'm a vampire." and then Bella says something stupid like " I don't care, I love you!" Don't waste your time and money on any of it; you'll thank me later.
"Twilight is a pathetic excuse for literature."
by *~Blacksunbeam~* January 10, 2010
An unimaginative story the centers around a girl named Bella Swan who falls in love with Edward Cullen, a vampire. The main characters are practically 2-dimensional with their lack of personality and the plot is ripped off from many vampire romance novels from the past, all were better written.
Teenage girls everywhere have fallen in love with the book for only one thing: Edward Cullen. They seem to think he's real and the sexiest man alive... when, to be frank, he's quite a ways from it.
People are changing their names all across America to something Twilight-related and kids are selling out their lives to read the terrible story for the 14th time.
Teenage girls everywhere have fallen in love with the book for only one thing: Edward Cullen. They seem to think he's real and the sexiest man alive... when, to be frank, he's quite a ways from it.
People are changing their names all across America to something Twilight-related and kids are selling out their lives to read the terrible story for the 14th time.
"I love Twilight!"
-Whiny fan girl
"Why can't you be like Edward in my Twilight books?"
-Girl breaking up with her boyfriend because he isn't like a fictional vampire
"Twilight sucks ass."
-said by anyone with half a brain.
-Whiny fan girl
"Why can't you be like Edward in my Twilight books?"
-Girl breaking up with her boyfriend because he isn't like a fictional vampire
"Twilight sucks ass."
-said by anyone with half a brain.
by Schmuck of the Irish September 12, 2009
The book designed for teenage girls to get off to and teenage boys to secretly read under their covers with a flashlight each night trying to feed off of what Edward does in hopes of getting a few pointers in winning girls over. Everyone will have negative things to say about this but all I can say is, congrats Stephanie Meyer; you sure won over the minds of a billion hormonal teenage girls by talking about Edward's chizzled jawline for 4 books straight.
"Z0mmmGGG TWILIGHT IS SOOOOO GOOD!"
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."
by Danielle Danielle January 08, 2009
I would probably find it difficult to go on without this book. Not because I'm in love with Mr. Topaz Eyes Sparklepants either. I personally think he has to be the flattest, dullest character ever written in as wish fulfillment for a lonely and delusional woman who apparently never got over her teenage emo phase. Twilight helps me go on, simply, because on some days, fantasizing about brutally killing every diehard Twilight fan that ever lived is my only reason for living. Just kidding. But I will bitch-slap one of them someday. Seriously. Watch me.
OTF (Obsessive Twilight Fan): OMG I can't believe how amazing Eclipse was! Oh but poor Bella who will she choose? I hope she chooses Jake! Because then Edward will be ALL MINE! OMG I love vampires!
Me: *slaps
Seriously. You all are pathetic. If there were such a thing as real vampires, I would love for you to run into one, just so you could see how pitifully wrong your sparkly gorgeous misconceptions are.
Me: *slaps
Seriously. You all are pathetic. If there were such a thing as real vampires, I would love for you to run into one, just so you could see how pitifully wrong your sparkly gorgeous misconceptions are.
by Umyeahjuststopthatnow December 21, 2008