Formally known as the division between day and night when it is not-quite-day but not-quite-dark outside. Was once used metaphorically instilling a sense of foreboding, change, or ambiguity. However all those past senses have become quite archaic and have been replaced with a collection of delusion,s tween concepts of love and glitter... lots of glitter.
Person one: "It's almost twilight by now"
Person two: "I like Twilight too, but its not like I have to set apart time to ritually watch it"
Person one: "No, I meant its dusk"
Person two: "I also like books about bats, but its not like I have to set apart time to ritually read it alongside posters of Edward Cullen"
Person one: "No, like the time, you know, after day-time, but before night-time"
Person two: "Why the hell are we talking about bats and Twilight for then?"
Person two: "I like Twilight too, but its not like I have to set apart time to ritually watch it"
Person one: "No, I meant its dusk"
Person two: "I also like books about bats, but its not like I have to set apart time to ritually read it alongside posters of Edward Cullen"
Person one: "No, like the time, you know, after day-time, but before night-time"
Person two: "Why the hell are we talking about bats and Twilight for then?"
by Jon Wonk April 09, 2010
For example...
Girl 1: Hey what are you reading?
Girl 2: Twilight.
Girl1: What's it about?
Girl 2: It's about a vampire boy who falls in love with a human girl. It's soooooooooooooooo romantic.
Girl 1: Stupid betch it's not even original. I hate you! I'm going to go read Dracula and Let the Right One In.
Girl 1: Hey what are you reading?
Girl 2: Twilight.
Girl1: What's it about?
Girl 2: It's about a vampire boy who falls in love with a human girl. It's soooooooooooooooo romantic.
Girl 1: Stupid betch it's not even original. I hate you! I'm going to go read Dracula and Let the Right One In.
by iprefertoremainanonymous July 13, 2009
A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BOOK/MOVIE SERIES THAT MAKES LITTLE GIRLS THINK ALL MEN WILL BE THERE FOR THEM AND MAKES THE ACTORS PEDOPHILES AS THEY ONLY CARE FOR THOSE AUDIENCES AND NO ONE ELSE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM. BELLA IS A SELF LOATHING BITCH WHO SHOULD'VE KILLED HERSELF DURING THE FUCKING FIRST 5MINS OF THE MOVIE AND NOT ONLY WILL THE OTHER CHARACTERS BE HAPPY, BUT THE AUDIENCE CAN REST IN PIECE AND NOT HEAR HER MONOTONOUS MAN VOICE TALK ABOUT HOW SHE LOVES A MAN WHO'S OVER 110
WRINKLY DICK MUCH?!
WRINKLY DICK MUCH?!
Bella still has some of his old man foreskin down her throat; what a whore!
Bella is Gay
Edward Cullen is gayer and a faggotty piece of shit who even lived for over 100 years, barely sticks his dick in one girl.
Twilight is for shiteaters
Bella is Gay
Edward Cullen is gayer and a faggotty piece of shit who even lived for over 100 years, barely sticks his dick in one girl.
Twilight is for shiteaters
by Blunger October 28, 2009
1. A book about vampires who sparkle in the sunlight (:S sorry but theyre supposed 2 burn to death or whatever happens after ur already un-dead meh)
2. An absolutly awesome song by ELO
3. A time of day when the sky is light up red or orange by the sun, v pretty :P
2. An absolutly awesome song by ELO
3. A time of day when the sky is light up red or orange by the sun, v pretty :P
1. OMG i love edward cullen!!
2. The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn, the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my windowpane
Am I awake or do I dream?
The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is day and twilights gone away
With your head held high and your scarlet lies
You came down to me from the open skies
Its either real or its a dream
Theres nothing that is in between...
2. The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn, the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my windowpane
Am I awake or do I dream?
The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is day and twilights gone away
With your head held high and your scarlet lies
You came down to me from the open skies
Its either real or its a dream
Theres nothing that is in between...
by pennyame August 21, 2009
Rabid Twilight fan: OMGZZZ!!eleven!11! EDWARD ROX MAH SOXXXX!!! HE ISH TEH BEST MAN IN TEH UNIVERZZZ!!!
Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.
Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.
by Zeriyan January 26, 2009
by E-Lizzard-Breath March 25, 2009
A stereotypical vampire romance novel series written by Stephenie Meyer, the movie of which used the remaining sparkles from The Labyrinth on all the cast members portaying vampires in sunlight.
normal girl 1: Did you see Twilight in theaters?
normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...
fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...
normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...
fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...
by melloshark October 05, 2009