A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BOOK/MOVIE SERIES THAT MAKES LITTLE GIRLS THINK ALL MEN WILL BE THERE FOR THEM AND MAKES THE ACTORS PEDOPHILES AS THEY ONLY CARE FOR THOSE AUDIENCES AND NO ONE ELSE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM. BELLA IS A SELF LOATHING BITCH WHO SHOULD'VE KILLED HERSELF DURING THE FUCKING FIRST 5MINS OF THE MOVIE AND NOT ONLY WILL THE OTHER CHARACTERS BE HAPPY, BUT THE AUDIENCE CAN REST IN PIECE AND NOT HEAR HER MONOTONOUS MAN VOICE TALK ABOUT HOW SHE LOVES A MAN WHO'S OVER 110
WRINKLY DICK MUCH?!
WRINKLY DICK MUCH?!
Bella still has some of his old man foreskin down her throat; what a whore!
Bella is Gay
Edward Cullen is gayer and a faggotty piece of shit who even lived for over 100 years, barely sticks his dick in one girl.
Twilight is for shiteaters
Bella is Gay
Edward Cullen is gayer and a faggotty piece of shit who even lived for over 100 years, barely sticks his dick in one girl.
Twilight is for shiteaters
by Blunger October 28, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. 1. A book about vampires who sparkle in the sunlight (:S sorry but theyre supposed 2 burn to death or whatever happens after ur already un-dead meh)
2. An absolutly awesome song by ELO
3. A time of day when the sky is light up red or orange by the sun, v pretty :P
2. An absolutly awesome song by ELO
3. A time of day when the sky is light up red or orange by the sun, v pretty :P
1. OMG i love edward cullen!!
2. The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn, the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my windowpane
Am I awake or do I dream?
The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is day and twilights gone away
With your head held high and your scarlet lies
You came down to me from the open skies
Its either real or its a dream
Theres nothing that is in between...
2. The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn, the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my windowpane
Am I awake or do I dream?
The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is day and twilights gone away
With your head held high and your scarlet lies
You came down to me from the open skies
Its either real or its a dream
Theres nothing that is in between...
by pennyame August 21, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. Rabid Twilight fan: OMGZZZ!!eleven!11! EDWARD ROX MAH SOXXXX!!! HE ISH TEH BEST MAN IN TEH UNIVERZZZ!!!
Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.
Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.
by Zeriyan January 26, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. A stereotypical vampire romance novel series written by Stephenie Meyer, the movie of which used the remaining sparkles from The Labyrinth on all the cast members portaying vampires in sunlight.
normal girl 1: Did you see Twilight in theaters?
normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...
fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...
normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...
fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...
by melloshark October 4, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. The modern Scientology.
by Nonaaa! April 13, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. by MoMite February 7, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. a book/movie series that everyone is overly obsessed with. the loves AND the haters.
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
Twilight fan: "OMFG i wish edward was my bf!!
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
by xSil January 1, 2010
Get the Twilightmug.